They claim that becoming an OfficePOD user will “bring a positive change to life.” So this is probably my first ever link to a company website. But I can feel the mojo baby. I need one of these! Though I’m sure my wife will say this is exactly the last thing I need, an isolated capsule where I can indulge my endless daydreaming while I slip ever deeper down the rabbit hole.
This is the actual can of never before seen in Denmark, Turkish brewed Miller High Life I’m taking down tonight. I know, I know. I betray my redneck roots drinking from a glass. But this is crap beer. What the hell. It’s Miller Time. I’m done. Thesis completed. Somehow this can of Miller High Life finds its way on my local supermarket shelf. It was that golden tin star of “happiness” predicted by the horoscope I read on one of those free, train-ride newspapers. Poetic fate.