Stuart Noble

It’s Miller Time

This is the actual can of never before seen in Denmark, Turkish brewed Miller High Life I’m taking down tonight. I know, I know. I betray my redneck roots drinking from a glass. But this is crap beer. What the hell. It’s Miller Time. I’m done. Thesis completed. Somehow this can of Miller High Life finds its way on my local supermarket shelf. It was that golden tin star of “happiness” predicted by the horoscope I read on one of those free, train-ride newspapers. Poetic fate.